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LOL, is there a politician that DOESN'T match all 15?
Just asking..........
Anyway, #TLDW
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You got that right scooter.
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Biden would be the 15 quotes that match him to a cross between Rip Van Winkle and a sea slug.
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Frankly, that was unkind of me.
Joe is simply a used car salesman, always has been, always will be.
You can see him coming out of the little sales office in the back of the lot, hair plugs in place, capped teeth gleaming in the sun, glad-handing like a motherfucker...........
"How ya doing there, friend?
Looking for a car today, I've got a real beauty for ya.
Hang on a sec while I swindle this old lady, be right back.
Take a look around, I'll make ya a great deal today."
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Watch it fucker. You have time.
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Sure hope it's me, I hear it's a lot more fun than that other place.
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^ GBD; Be carefull what you wish for:
A man dies and goes to heaven. After several years in heaven, he gets bored and decides to go on vacation to see Hell.
So he packs his bags and goes on the trip. Upon arrival in Hell, he's taken on a tour. It's the most amazing place he's ever seen: warm, but not hot, the women are beautiful, everyone's very friendly and even Satan himself stops by his hotel room just to say hello.
When the guy comes home, he decides to move to Hell, because how amazing it it. So he packs his bags again, and books a one way ticket to 9th circle.
But upon arrival, he's stripped naked and thrown into a searing hot pit of lava. As he sinks, he notices Satan walking by and yells out "What the hell?! Last time I was here, it was all women and nice people. What happened?" Satan looks back at him and, recognizing the man, laughs and answers:
"Don't mistake tourism for immigration!"
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Point taken, then I'd just like a very very long vacation.
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Just ask the former Youtube CEO, why her son was found dead in his Berkley dorm room.
What does the toxicology report say ? That's right.
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The film There Will Be Blood might as well be about Trump. "I am a false prophet! God is a superstition!"
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Trump is not the Antichrist. But my crystal ball says that it will
be getting a lot worse before it gets better.
At this point even if Trump becomes the next POTUS,
he will be limited to what he can improve.
But I'll take Trump over Biden at anytime.
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I remember when trinity network was calling Obama the antichrist. All politicians are evil.
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Pretty sure Satan, the Anti Christ, is immortal.
Also quite certain that Trump is not.
It'll be like Mardi Gras when this fat fuck POS dies.
Sooner the better.
Where will all the MAGA migrate to?
Who will be the new savior?
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i wouldnt take trump over biden. im not looking to have some insane christians take over and ban everything fun. you do realize the religious right is his main support and they are looking to even ban birth control?
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It's his little hands with that subliminal OK sign.
Circle / 3fingers up = 6
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It's that "fat middle finger" sticking up all by itself
*fify
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