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Why do guys open and close their legs repeatedly while sitting.
Mar 21 2024 12:14AM more by Addie
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So I went to Orientation for a job and I met a second manager , while he was explaining the uniform , etc.. he kept opening his legs and then squeezing them back together like every 15 - 25 seconds for 5- 10 minutes straight.



Let's hear the explanations, specially if you have done this or do this.
And ladies , has this happened to u?
      
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Mar 21 2024 01:33AM     link to this

He had to pee.
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Mar 21 2024 02:29AM     link to this

^ this. Or the weird sensation of squeezing one's own tesitcles. Or trying to dissipate a random hardon. Or it's gas.
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Mar 21 2024 07:38AM     link to this

what is it when a woman does this? I walked in on my housemate, she was sitting on the couch repeatedly opening her legs and squeezing them shut
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Mar 21 2024 07:39AM     link to this

That shit got to breath.
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Mar 21 2024 07:50AM     link to this

It’s a mating signal
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Mar 21 2024 08:12AM     link to this

Trying to fan out his pheromones.
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Mar 21 2024 08:30AM     link to this

Letting his balls breathe lol
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Attached Pictures
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Mar 21 2024 08:38AM     link to this

If you saw that, it means that you couldn't focus to the subject during the meeting.
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Mar 21 2024 08:58AM     link to this

He was adjusting, trying to get his testicle sitting in a comfortable place in his pants
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Mar 21 2024 10:07AM     link to this

was he trying on the uniform?

Oh, job + uniform = run
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Mar 21 2024 10:38AM     link to this

Anal kegel exercise.
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Mar 21 2024 11:03AM     link to this


Tring to get you to do the same
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That allows the periscope to do recon.
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I have big nutts
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Mar 21 2024 12:21PM     link to this

Cool the family jewels
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Mar 21 2024 01:26PM     link to this

His balls were in an uncomfortable position. It's tough to get them situated while sitting. I have to get up and adjust and sit back down.
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Mar 21 2024 01:54PM     link to this

After seeing you he was sporting some wood.
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Mar 21 2024 07:15PM     link to this

Was he shifting around or just opening closing?
Shifitng - Might have been trying to adjust things instead of grabbing his stuff to move things around.
If not - maybe doing some exercise or trying not to pee.
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Sometimes when one has flappy nuts…Yada, yada, yada
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Mar 21 2024 09:10PM     link to this

He was rapid-cycling between imaging you were between his legs and then having to think unsexy thoughts when his Johnson started to get hard.
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Mar 22 2024 03:12AM     link to this

Ventilation. Sometimes the undies don't sit at the right place.
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Mar 22 2024 07:54AM     link to this

Air conditioning for the old nutsack.
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Mar 22 2024 09:59AM     link to this

They should make mens undies with a pocket for your balls to sit in ..

MyGuy
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Mar 22 2024 10:23AM     link to this

You didn't tell us how the orientation went?
And do you like the new uniform.
Can we see pics?
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Mar 22 2024 11:49AM     link to this

Bunched up boxers in slim fit pants
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Mar 22 2024 12:59PM     link to this

Agreed, he had to pee or he was a little overly sensitive at the tip. Great opportunity for you to get promoted 🫡
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Mar 22 2024 01:06PM     link to this

Possibly had an itch that he couldn't get to in the meeting. You know, like that itch at the bottom of your foot while you are driving! You can't get to it but its driving you crazy.
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Jock itch???
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Mar 22 2024 05:11PM     link to this

I have no idea what that fucker was doing. I've never squeezed my legs together while sitting in my life. Legs are always spread for maximum comfort.
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Mar 22 2024 05:34PM     link to this

He was trying to take off but prolly didn't get cleared by air traffic control.
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Mar 23 2024 10:10AM     link to this

Probably not it, but if the uniform is made from low quality wool, it can be quite itchy for some...
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Mar 23 2024 11:58AM     link to this

So can herpes.
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Mar 23 2024 07:37PM     link to this

Adjusting his Bum plug?
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Mar 24 2024 06:24AM     link to this

Are you sure it was a man ???
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Mar 25 2024 01:15AM     link to this

June they do make underwear now with pockets for your balls. Im wearing them right now, they feel great lol. I don't know what was going on with dude, but he was probably uncomfortable or on some good drugs.
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Mar 26 2024 05:31AM     link to this

So, it had nothing to do with crabs?
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Mar 26 2024 09:53PM     link to this

I may be going out on a limb, but I'm guessing you were not offered the job. Sour grapes. In more ways than one...
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