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What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Here's another one for your gorgeous self!
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."
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 Thank you!! Im cracking up, especially from the second joke
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Love this, Kat! What a sexy class act you are.
What's the difference between the G spot and a golf ball?
Guys will actually look for a golf ball. 
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Oops. I was too late with the golf ball joke.
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.
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crassus that's a good one! (points on the way)
Steve, its ok I still sent points, now you owe me a joke 
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Not racist at all but here is one...
What's black and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
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That was clever lol..... side note ive worked with both of them when I was on hiatus here and had started a business. Great guys
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Thanks! How about this one to wipe out my IOU?
An old man goes to the doctor with a problem. "I fart all the time. They smell terrible but at least they're silent so no one knows its me. I just farted twice since you walked in the room."
The doctor replies "Well the first thing we have to is check your hearing,"
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that is more then sufficient
Thank you for playing!
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Why do French people eat snails?
They don't like fast food. ).gif)
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Points on the way!
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Jonny "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Jimmy "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Jonny "As if."
Jimmy "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Jonny "I don't have a sister."
Jimmy "You will in about nine months."
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A panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman.
She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.
The next night, the young woman goes to the panda’s house. “You owe me money,” she says.
“For what?”
The woman rolls her eyes and explains. “I’m a prostitute.”
The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up. “Prostitute: Has sex for money.”
The panda says, “I don’t have to pay you. I’m a panda. Look it up.”
She is about to protest when the panda hands her the dictionary.
The woman looks up, “panda,” in the dictionary, and it reads, “Panda: Eats bush and leaves.”
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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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One time, I bought a wooden whistle.
..but it wooden whistle.
So then, I bought a steel whistle.
..but it steel wooden whistle.
You know what I did next? I bought a lead whistle.
..but it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me."
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What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"
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I like points, especially from pretty kittys.
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What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Lean beef.
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The difference between a minute, is which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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What does a dildo and tofu have in common?
They are both a meat substitute
What does a plane and a woman have in common?
They both have a cockpit
🤣🤣🤣
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What does Popeye the sailor man do when his dick gets itchy? He sticks it in Olive Oyl.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." The old woman said, "You put in my husband's teeth last week. Now you have to remove them."
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Question: Why didn’t the Skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because he didn’t have the guts too. 💀💀💀
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Save the point just wanna make you smile:-) here we go
What’s the difference between a fridge and a butthole? ……………
A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out ………….
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How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"
How is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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A kid walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist approaches him and asks for f he needs any help. The kid nervously asks the pharmacist for condoms. The pharmacist chuckles and walk to the appropriate shelf. He reaches for the package asking the kid how many. The kid replies that it’s a REALLY big night. He meeting his girlfriend’s parents for dinner. So he tells the pharmacist there’s a good chance he’ll get lucky finally with his girlfriend!
The pharmacist smiled and rings the boy’s purchase.
Later at dinner with his girlfriend’s parents and having dinner the boy asks if he can give the blessing. Everyone thinks that’d be nice…
After 10min into the longest prayer the boy’s girlfriend leans to the boy’s ear saying, “You didn’t tell me you were so religious.” The boy replies, “You never told me your dad is a pharmacist!”.
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Y'all are awesome
Im going to pass out points now and then come back to read everything. Just don't want to leave y'all hanging
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"Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me I'm getting all wet!!" She could scream and yell all she wants, I'm not giving her the umbrella.
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What's the difference between Louis and Luis? When you're applying for a job, it's Louis. If you're applying for financial aid, it's Luis.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms during sex?
Because they make up everything!
Nerd humor🤣
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Whitelight
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A man in a trench coat walks up to 3 nuns and flashes them. The first nun up and has a stroke. The second nun also had a stroke. The third nun said "hell no, I'm not touching that thing."
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The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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You cant say Happiness without saying “penis”
On the contrary you also can’t say overreacting without saying ovary
Then there’s dick in ridiculous or dictionary
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What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Welllllll, NOBODY pays $200 to have a chickpea on their face....
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What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
NOBODY pays $200 to have a garbanzo bean on their face....
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What’s the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaaah!”?
About 3 inches.
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What’s the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your whole day.
Anal makes your hole weak.
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What the difference between driving in the fog and eating a girl out?
Driving in the fog you cant see the fog you cant see the asshole in front of you.
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Why do cowboys always have shit in their beards.....
Its called Looking for love in all the wrong places
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Teacher: "Alright, children, who can tell me what comes after 69?...........Little Johnny, how about you?"
Little Johnny: "Mouthwash."
Teacher: "Get out."
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Did you know the inventor of the Ferris wheel never met the inventor of the carousel. They moved in different circles.
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Great blog, Kitty! Thanks!
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What do you call two Mexicans playing Basketball ?
A Juan on Juan.
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What does a Gynecologist & a Food Delivery Driver have in common ?
They both can smell it but aren't allowed to taste it.
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How does a stripper say goodby ?
I’ll be right back 😂
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Saw a guy standing on one leg next to an ATM. Confused I asked him what he was doing and he said, “Just checking my balance.”
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