Reeeeeeaaaaally. By a black...bird. Dive bombed my and actually hit my head. May have drawn a speck of blood.
And when I reported it to the Costco guy at the front door, he said "Yea, happens all the time. Maybe 20 or 30 times." Definitely a negligence case for Michael Avenotti or Tramp's Italian hitman lawyer.
Oh, and my neck is feeling pretty bad...where's that neck brace. I guarrrrranteee I won't be able to sleep tonight replaying the attack over and over in my mind.
