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Feb 26 2018 01:45PM
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I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon.
What a f_ckin super hero...god he's better than a younger Clint Eastwood. He's President Batman. Such a stud!!!
Oh, wait, I can't cause of my bone spurs...and I have to get to my tee time. And I get winded after running a few steps. Maybe I can send Jarrod in there...
God, I really think I'm gonna barf.
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Feb 25 2018 12:22PM
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Do you realize that we don't have
...an ambassador to South Korea? WTF?
Not that it's very important. WE'RE JUST STARING DOWN NUKES!!!! Oh well, back to my pizza wall.
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Feb 24 2018 10:58PM
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And in continuing (but breaking) news
Mexico refuses to pay for "the wall" again. SHOCK!
(beginning to sound like a Chevy Chase SNL skit)
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Feb 23 2018 09:17AM
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How do you guys handle this?
(Come on, don't be shy...)
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Feb 21 2018 11:01AM
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Tramp's goin to Hell
according to Billy Graham...just sayin
"True greatness is not measured by the headlines a person commands or the wealth he or she accumulates. The inner character of a person— the undergirding moral and spiritual values and commitments—is the true measure of lasting greatness." - from his 1997 book "Just As I Am"
"We talk out of both corners of our mouth at once. We say we are a Christian nation, but much of our literature, our social practices, our deep interests are not Christian at all. They are totally secular." - from his 1965 book "World Aflame"
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Feb 20 2018 10:13AM
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News flash!
JD may be on his monasterial monk sabbatical, but he must be sneakin his iPhone under his robes cause he's still following all the news here on HX. (So you may want to keep the nasty JD remarks in smaaaaall font.)
Hi Jack, wavy emoji.
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Feb 17 2018 09:04PM
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Christmas comes early
7:11
Please don't tell me if it's not real.
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Feb 14 2018 02:47PM
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How much are you worth?
If someone is giving you a present for Val. Day, what's the max. they should spend on you...be honest...and humble
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Feb 10 2018 11:37AM
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Chicken wings...hmmmmm
I've always wondered about this. Everywhere sells chicken wings, but there's not very much meat on a "wing." Why aren't there chicken leg places?? More meat. And it's just as easy to process the two legs as well as the two wings. Now I realize there's two parts to a wing, but by splitting the parts YOU GET EVEN LESS MEAT. Where's the meat!!!!
Maybe we should start a chicken leg movement. Nila and Blue can be the spokeswomen. Guaranteed to get instant press and coverage.
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Feb 9 2018 12:58PM
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Damn, got serious whiplash from watchin the stock market this week
God my neck is hurtin me. Any sensual pro bono masseuses?
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Feb 8 2018 10:55PM
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Oh Jack, seems as though you're in demand
mmmmm good? Says you're greasy and detestable. Koreans must know you better than we do. Sorry I had to bring it up, but it was just too good to pass up.
Greasy and detestable huh? Maybe cut back on the hair gel a smidgen?
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Feb 8 2018 11:52AM
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It's a national embarrassment I tell you
His hair makes comb-overs look good. Kim Jong Un is probably feeling like king of the hair right about now...SMH (shake my hair)
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