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May 8 2019 11:32AM
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Speaking of the MET Gala...
Marbles, who do you think had the best outfit?? Don't be shy. We know you critiqued each outfit.
(and I use to be pissed at how much money the military wasted...)
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May 6 2019 03:00PM
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In a cruel twist of irony,
Cinco de Mayo and the beginning of Ramadan fell on the same day. Who would have thunk it. So if you are a Mexican-American Muslim, yesterday must have been one f'ed up day for you. MAGA!
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May 6 2019 09:58AM
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Game of Thrones (the real one)
Harry has a son. His name will be either Dolf or Brewster. Too bad Prince Andrew keeps getting kicked down the ladder.
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May 4 2019 10:50PM
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King Maha Vajiralongkorn
Y'all better bow down and pay your humble respects.
(love the way the name just rolls off the tongue)
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May 4 2019 11:39AM
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Is there anything better than
...a perfectly ripe pineapple??? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(please try and be a little serious)
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May 2 2019 12:17PM
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Beyond Meat
...is up almost 175% above it's offering price in it's first day as a public company. Holy cow!...I mean holy corn!
But just wait til they get their first case of e. coli contamination...
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May 2 2019 10:54AM
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This guy should have gone directly to Vegas - nice non-catch(es)
How many times do you get to dump your food twice in one game?
But is one ball worth all that food?
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May 1 2019 08:12PM
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Someone better tell bud.lightly he's wanted
...by the gendarmes
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May 1 2019 05:01PM
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Separated from my Humanicon at the border! (cont.)
Ain't no one doing any filleting or feeding of my ass to ANYONE!
(like my profile? It's my good side.)
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Apr 29 2019 02:09PM
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Separated from my Humanicon at the border!
It's a long story so sit back and listen...
I was in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London for a while "on vacation" until they decided to clean house, or so they said. Without a visa, I had to come back to the US. Everything was fine at US Immigration until they started to question whether the road runner's mother was Mexican. I was let through but they kept questioning RR. As soon as I saw them getting red faced and starting to raise their voices I told the RR, "Adios, I'll see you on this side." Well I haven't heard from him/it since then. He's probably in a detention center somewhere in AZ or TX. And I called Gloria Allred, but she's too busy. I don't know what to do.
So in the meantime, I have to (reluctantly) substitute a new humanicon. MAGA! (Make America Gefiltefish Again)
Anyone know a good pro bono immigration lawyer? Or a high ranking administration official in Immigration who has a young'n trying to get into a prestigious college? Just askin (and I'm back so stop stealing my catch phrases...yes you Burnsie!) Oh yea, and can someone send me some FX to get back on my feet?
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Mar 31 2019 01:43PM
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My departing gift to y'all
The world could learn something from how these people sing...just sayin
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Mar 26 2019 11:32AM
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Cherimoya
Yea or nay?
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