Jan 29 2017 06:27PM
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So who do you like in the NFL Pro Bowl
...never mind.
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Jan 26 2017 05:23PM
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RIP Butch Trucks Flash from the past.
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Jan 26 2017 01:20PM
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Come on people, you're getting lazy What, no new blog topics in the last three days??
You people are getting fat and lazy. WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR????
My god, does Tramp have to do everything?
I expect to see a minimum of four new blogs by the end of today. Get to it. People want entertainment.
That is all.
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Jan 25 2017 11:01AM
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Now I'm really pissed I HATE F___ING ANTS.
They eventually get into everything. Aren't even looking for water or food, just have to crawl around for the fun of it.
Even magically appeared on an island in the center of the kitchen.
Building a wall wouldn't even stop them. Piss me off.
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Jan 23 2017 08:52AM
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There's more where that came from (rain, not lies) Don't put away the hip waders yet cause it's still raining up here which means LA will get rain for a good part of today.
A couple of waves of real rain coming your way. Good luck. Remember, the sun will come out "tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow, you're only a day away."
I would say go with the flow, but for people in mudslide prone areas, that's not very funny right now. Sorry
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Jan 22 2017 10:15AM
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It's getting worse - the weather, why what do you think I meant? For you LA'ers, there's a whole lot more water coming your way. Hope you're still dry.
And it will be wetter for a few hours.
If you want to save water, strip naked and run outside to take your shower. Your neighbors will thank you,..maybe.
Oh, and there's more coming Monday so buckle your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
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Jan 21 2017 12:27AM
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Why did Tramp revoke price breaks for people getting mortgages? As one of his first acts as President, he prevented people (i.e., rescinded a proposal about to go into effect) from getting a small discount on their mortgages. Why?
No one knows because he didn't explain why. He just did it without saying anything.
Good start to this "for the people" administration. Can't wait to see what else he does without any notice.
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Jan 20 2017 11:36AM
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Please look after your cats CAUSE PUSSY GRABBIN IS OK FROM HERE ON OUT!!!!!! (I think it's Tramp's first executive action. Someone check my facts please.)
(Surprised you aren't celebrating National Pussy Grabbin Day in a big way. Better than Cinco de Mayo.)
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Jan 20 2017 09:35AM
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God is crying hard Your local weather report brought to you by HX, the site to turn to when the sky is falling.
Y'all in LA might have some rain already, but the best is yet to come.
We're talkin birds with rainboats and people on the freeways actually slowing down to 55.
Saw a guy who looked like Jesus stocking his boat in the harbor with provisions...but I think that's just a coincidence.
Yea,yea I know, what global warming...it's raining hard and coming your way LA.
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Jan 18 2017 10:25AM
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So that's how he got elected Turns out it wasn't "angry white people" who got Tramp elected...it was obese people.
(Let the waaaaaambulaance and whiney blah, blah, blah begin. You people can't take a joke...like the Tramps going to Washington. Rim shot )
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Jan 18 2017 10:10AM
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Ashley.Vee Can I have your FX????? Just askin.
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Jan 16 2017 10:08PM
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If a huge 12 foot alligator walked in front of you which of the following would you do:
A.) Stop so you could take a pic with your cellphone
B.) Start running as fast as you could
C.) Freeze cause you're only human
D.) Soil your drawers cause your only an appetizer to the gator
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