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May 29 2017 11:57AM
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Please wash your beets
No one likes to eat sand or dirt...
May your Memorial Day be full of meaning and dirt free.
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May 28 2017 12:15PM
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Tramp dislocates his shoulder
...patting himself on the back after his first foreign trip as president. He is expected to make a full recovery since he will need to pat himself on the back again in the future. Unfortunately, his prolonged case of foot in the mouth continues with no treatment appearing to be effective.
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May 27 2017 11:30AM
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What makes a GOOD carnitas taco?
What's the one thing that makes a carnitas taco muy bueno:
a. meat
b. salsa
c. tortilla
d. other condiments
e. the beer
(this blog dedicated to Grump)
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May 26 2017 05:41PM
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Inside the Beltway rumors of change
Rumors are rampant (OK, just going around) that when Don the Con gets back to Washington tomorrow Spicy is gone, staffers who leaked confidential info. are gone, and Tramp will fire himself for disclosing classified info to Russia and the Philippines.
Wonder if there will be photos or video of him looking in the mirror as he says "You're fired."
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May 24 2017 07:18PM
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And just as f'ed up as Tramp's administration,
an English U-21 soccer defender scores a goal IN HIS OWN GOAL... FROM THE CENTER CIRCLE... when trying to pass the ball back to the goal keeper. Now that defender has a future in the Tramp Admin.
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May 24 2017 07:09PM
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Uh oh, Tramp insults one of his own
Tramp gave Spicy the big slap...he left the devout Catholic out of the meeting with the Pope. Let the Jews in, but no Spicey. Looks like Spicey's days are numbered. So SNL needs to get in as many Spicey skips as possible in a hurry.
Also rumor has it that Tramp will replace the Spicey news briefings with a box marked "Questions here"
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May 22 2017 02:17PM
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Another reason not to eat at Taco Bell (there are so many)
Indi. pole sitter Scott Dixon and Dario Franchetti were robbed at gunpoint while picking up a drive thru order in Indianapolis.
1. What the hell are multi-millionaires doing at a Taco Bell? How low can you go? Bet they'll never do that again.
2. Should of gone to Wendy's (or even Carl's Junior if they have them in Indi.)
3. Why the f___didn't Dixon just mash the gas like he did all four laps during his Indi. time trial? (Probably cause he had a shitty Dodge Avenger rental. 0 - 60 in...oops, can't get to 60.)
4. Bet from now on he sends his teammate Kaanan to get the food.
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May 18 2017 02:22PM
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BREAKING NEWS Tramp steps
in do do.
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May 18 2017 02:11PM
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If you were a Secret Service agent...
would you take one for Tramp or would you do
"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Should I duck or should I go?"
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May 1 2017 11:29AM
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OK know-it-alls, if you were president
what would you do in your first 100 Days?
(I can tell eternal happiness, wealth, love, lust, and free toilet paper for everyone...)
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Apr 30 2017 10:37AM
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And on the 101st day, he...
played golf...poorly.
FORE!!!!!!!!
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Apr 28 2017 06:59PM
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100 Days (Vote Bliss or Blah)
And try to be a little respectful...after all he still is President.
Ready,set...go.
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