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Agent.Smith
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 124 yrs old
Brooklyn, New York City, New York
Registered Jul 29 2015
Released Sep 15 2016

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May 10 2017 01:18PM
     having fun
if you're not having fun... either blogging or dipping your fountain pen

why the fuck are you here?

2 comments

May 10 2017 12:40PM
     Coin Slots
Do female plumbers exist?

6 comments

May 10 2017 11:26AM
     boobs part I
Boobs Part I, because there will probably be a part II and III.

No, this isn't asking you to post boobs, but if you do, no one will have hurt feelings. The question is:

What's it like having boobs?

Possible categories

Fashion - buying clothes - difficult? For the males, a shirt is a shirt, but if you're pushing DD or DDD or huge, then you have to consider the shirt size...

Sports - I can't imagine running is fun, and I often hear about back pain. Other sports where its not helpful? Or helpful? Are they like built in flotation devices?

Social - Do guys actually notice your eye color? Do you enjoy the advantage(s)/perks/privileges you get from it?

Health - Do you actively take vitamins or eat anti-ox foods to combat potential cancer?

Everyday - other hassles guys don't have to worry about or even know.

35 comments

May 10 2017 11:14AM
     Secure Socket
When are we going SSL?

2 comments

May 4 2017 04:59PM
     Telling Martin What To Do
this is for you fucker.

California�s new gas tax hike to pay for road improvements pushed by Gov. Jerry Brown and Democrats could go before voters for repeal.

Travis Allen, a Republican assemblyman from Orange County, filed the proposed 2018 ballot measure to eliminate the $5.2 billion annual package to fund road improvements.

On Thursday, Allen launched a website asking for contributions of $5 to help him gather the 365,880 signatures from registered voters to place the repeal before voters. Allen can begin to gather signatures once the state attorney general issues a title and summary for his repeal.

�If we work together a $5 dollar investment today will save you thousands in the long run,� Allen wrote on the site.
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repeal ca gas tax

19 comments

May 4 2017 01:12PM
     PSA - Watch for CCTV
Whatever you do:

fucking co-workers in the conference room
shoplifting
or hitting yourself in the head with a sprinkler

Don't get caught on film...

You're welcome Sheyla Veronica White.

11 comments

May 2 2017 09:02PM
     Fat Crash Test Dummies
I couldn't stop laughing...

Yes, sometimes I'm mean, maybe.

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https://all3dp.com/crash-test-dummies-are-represen
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elderly and obese
weights

12 comments

May 2 2017 09:57AM
     Comic Book Burnout
By burnout, I mean tired of not redneck mating call.

Anyone have comic book burn out? Sure Iron Man was good, so was Winter Soldier, Civil War, and even Avengers 1, but yeah, kinda tired of super hero movies.

I hope Disney doesn't fuck it up for Star Wars, but they probably will.

One can hope... and eat tacos on Tuesday.

9 comments

Apr 30 2017 11:36AM
     Fabio Loves Kalifornia
You know its bad when models start politicking...

3 comments

Apr 29 2017 10:29PM
     Autopsy of Jane Doe
See it!!!

Really well done...

6 comments

Apr 27 2017 07:43PM
     13 reasons why
Clay!!!

You're a fucking loser! Jesus F'n Christ. Grow a set of fucking balls.

17 comments

Apr 26 2017 09:38PM
     Obama Says
Bitch nigga, buy your own damn fires.
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https://youtu.be/92baDJVZcCo

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