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Apr 20 2020 09:54PM
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Trump's bringing the economy back for Easter!
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Mar 27 2020 12:57PM
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New Government Programs Announced!
Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
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Mar 24 2020 06:42AM
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Stop Blogging You're Obsessed
The irony is lost on dumb Dood
Arctic IQ
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Mar 2 2020 08:55PM
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Good news about Hillary!
Finally, HRC is going under oath to talk about her personal email server along with a number of her other co-conspirators.
While I don't expect her to get a cell next to Roger Stone, I do expect a new world record to be set in the number of times one person can say "I don't recall" in a deposition.
Of course, the crooked DOJ under Obama wasn't gonna do anything but Judge Lamberth sounds a little pissed off. Could this finally be time for equal justice under the law?
Let's hope so
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Jan 24 2020 09:38PM
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Senate Should Dismiss Trump Impeachment Trial And Redux
This one got to 50, so seems like maybe there's more to be said.
Let me start, k?
tango1066, you ignorant slut (said in Dan Aykroyds voice)
You have a fundamental misconception of politics, of course that was a clear "quid pro quo".
Don't make any trouble for me now going into my last election (scratch my back) and tell Mr. Putin I can scratch his back by giving him what he wants later, if and when I win. You know, like I helped you when I scrapped those nukes in eastern Europe back in 2009 and broke that agreement with US allies  .
That's called making the US less safe and helping me with my political career, lol. And, you're right that he couldn't trust Putin.
As KS pointed out, Mueller spent $40 million proving there was no request of Russia to hack the opposition, so we know the collusion theme is bullshit.
Your last part is interesting though. Trump could legitimately ask the Ukraine to get to the bottom of corruption due to the Treaty signed long ago AND in doing so, get a twofer by smearing Biden before the election. Did he do it? Probably yes. Can you prove it? Probably not. Not anymore than it could be proved that Obama asked Putin to not cause him any problems prior to his reelection, after which he'd have more flexibility to give away the store.
Obama here is just an example. Every president is looking to conduct foreign policy to get both a win for the US and for themselves politically. That's just politics and to think otherwise is hopelessly naive.
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Dec 21 2019 08:48PM
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If conservstive cheats why there have been dead people registered as democrats? Part 2
Interesting convo, lots of angles to consider.
Just so you know going forward, JoJo. I've been a registered independent for over 20 years after having been both a Dem and a Rep prior to. After realizing that you have to be willing to drink either blue or red kool-aid in order to believe the bullshit that both major parties spew, i got sane and got out. I used Chicago in the example only because it made the statement "vote early, vote often" famous, not for any other reason. And, it was about organized crime, not a political party per se. So, it was kinda interesting watching you guys make all kinds of assumptions about the comment.
I won't make any assumptions about you, but in general, most populations fall under the standard bell curve. While people may call themselves Dems or Reps, polling data shows that the majority are moderate, somewhere in the middle. In other words, as expected, roughly 68% falls within 1 standard deviation either direction.
That's America right there, mostly moderate regardless of the labels used. Then there's the outliers sitting outside of 2 standard deviations, either right or left.
Is that you? Only you can say. One thing is for sure though, for a group of people who supposedly hate intolerance, there seems to be a lot of it.
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