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Jul 1 2020 05:15PM
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NGL Club
Goddamn, I think this is the longest I’ve gone without getting laid in decades! How many others are now members of the NGL (not getting laid) Club?
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Jun 24 2020 08:01AM
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Like it’s a bad thing
I’ve recently seen some folks here use the term “twat waffle” in a derogatory manner... as if it were a bad thing! Do you not like twats? And who doesn’t like waffles? Smothered in butter and warm maple syrup. Maybe some whip cream?
I’ll have the twat waffle (heavy on the whip cream) and a steaming hot cup of coffee!
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Jun 4 2020 01:25PM
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Using the Military Against US Citizens
Retired generals James Mattis and John Allen (both highly respected) have voiced their opinion that Trump’s threat to deploy soldiers on US soil is a very dangerous idea. Trump’s own secretary of Defense comes out against.
How fucking stupid are you if you ignore the advice of several highly experienced military experts. No doubt, some of you ignorant fuckers will thinks it is great for a president with no military experience to disregard our top experts. It’s a goddamn cult.
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Apr 22 2020 08:20AM
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Ignoring the Obvious
We’ve all heard the claims that “the flu kills more people than COVID-19,” or this whole thing is a hoax, or it’s overblown.
The 2018-19 flu season lasted about 7 months and killed 34,200 Americans. COVID-19 has been in the US for half that time and killed 45,000 Americans. And it isn’t even close to being over.
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Apr 15 2020 06:24AM
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I hope nobody else gets hurt...
... when my balls explode. Because trust me, with this lockdown, they are going to explode one of these days.
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Mar 25 2020 02:08PM
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How the Pandemic Will End
More transmissible and fatal than seasonal influenza, the new coronavirus is also stealthier, spreading from one host to another for several days before triggering obvious symptoms. To contain such a pathogen, nations must develop a test and use it to identify infected people, isolate them, and trace those they’ve had contact with. That is what South Korea, Singapore, and Hong Kong did to tremendous effect. It is what the United States did not.
The attached article is long, but it nails how we fucked up. It didn’t have to happen, but it did.
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Mar 21 2020 01:23PM
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Fuck this Trump shit - It’s National Titties & Cooter Day
Enough of this “I love What Trump is doing/I hate what Trump is doing” crap. Like most of you, I’m tired of it. But what I’ll never get tired of is titties and cooters.
So I am declaring today National Titties and Cooter Day.
Let’s see some and give all this other shit a rest. Ad a public service in these difficult times, how about it ladies?
That is all.
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Mar 17 2020 07:35PM
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Trump Did Not Cause The COVID-19 Pandemic
But he sure has fucked up how the US has handled it.
Trump claimed he “always viewed” coronavirus as a “pandemic long before it was called a pandemic” despite repeatedly minimizing and mocking concern about the threat it posed to Americans. Since January, Trump has boasted that “we have it totally under control”; that “one day” the coronavirus will “disappear” like a “miracle”; that “it’s going to work out fine” because of the “warm weather” in April; that coronavirus is a “new hoax” by Democrats; and to “Just stay calm. It will go away.” (New York Times / CNBC / Politico)
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Mar 13 2020 06:30AM
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This is what gross incompetence looks like
These are exact quotes from the guy in charge. God help us.
Spoken by the Real Donald Trump:
January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”
February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”
February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”
February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”
February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”
February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”
February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”
February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”
March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”
March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”
March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”
March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”
March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”
March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”
March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”
March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”
March 6: “I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault.”
March 8: “We have a perfectly coordinated and fine tuned plan at the White House for our attack on CoronaVirus.”
March 9: “This blindsided the world.”
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Mar 2 2020 09:28AM
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Coronaviirus & weather maps
This administration actually altered a National Weather Service map with a Sharpie and presented it at a press conference in an attempt to bolster the misinformation it had spread about the path of a hurricane.
Do you have any reason to believe it will be any more honest about the coronavirus? I don’t trust them to be straight with the American public about this situation.
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Feb 21 2020 06:58PM
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Joe Maguire
He is an honorable guy. Served his country with distinction. This article is good read.
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Feb 18 2020 07:20PM
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Rod Fucking Blagojevich
Tell me how happy you are that Trump commuted his prison sentence because it was “a tremendously powerful, ridiculous sentence in my opinion."
The fucking guy is on tape saying he’s not going to just give a Senate seat away without getting anything for it. Why should he go to prison for that? Amiright? Fuggedaboutit.
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