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HawaiianPunch
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 53 yrs old
CA
Registered Sep 1 2007
Released Mar 20 2008

586 blogs/4588 comments
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Jun 8 2018 08:45AM
     I hate tequila
I can't remember shit after a few shots.

38 comments

Jun 7 2018 09:54AM
     Versace on the floor
Take it off for me, for me, for me....

3 comments

Jun 4 2018 06:26AM
     When is TMI, TMI?
This morning, I greeted one of my employees with a "how are ya", and the guy proceeds to tell me he couldn't sleep last night and was so uncomfortable due to his hemmoroids. He went on and on about that shit (not literally) sticking out his asshole and how he couldn't sit....yada yada yada.

The fuck, bro, it was just a simple hello on my part!

33 comments

May 28 2018 11:22AM
     O Say Can You See
By the dawn's early light...

6 comments

May 27 2018 07:39AM
     Released: June 23, 2018
???

New members being released: in the future!

3 comments

May 23 2018 07:24AM
     Rubenesque
According to Gabriel Iglesias, the 6 levels of fatness are:

Big

Healthy

Husky

Fluffy

Damn!

OH, HELL NO!!!!!

Which level does "Rubenesque" fall into?

17 comments

May 16 2018 06:53PM
     Fuck Google!
I'm hungry! What's a good place around this big ass county? All you bitches give me some advice.

5 comments

May 3 2018 10:02AM
     Cheeseburger
Double cheeseburger, large onion rings, and a large Coke. Plus some ranch for my onion rings.

10 comments

Apr 23 2018 05:23AM
     Sizzler
I've been craving Sizzler for a while, and last night, finally went to the Sizzler in San Dimas. As usual, I just get the salad bar. Cheap food, cravings satisfied.

Now, I'm regretting it.

21 comments

Apr 16 2018 08:00AM
     Have a blessed day
Everything will be alright.

9 comments

Apr 15 2018 05:33AM
     2 more days
To file your taxes: April 17, 2018 is tax day thi1s year.

18 comments

Apr 20 2017 10:28AM
     PSA: Terms of Service
It's at the bottom of the webpage. Before you post, read that shit!

2 comments

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