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Mar 31 2017 06:52PM
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White folks
Why do you put soy sauce in your steamed white rice?
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Mar 31 2017 04:56PM
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$9.99 Oil Change
Come on, People! If it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is!
1. It doesn't include the filter (additional charge)
2. It doesn't include disposal of old oil.
3. It comes with 5 qts of cheap bulk 10w-40 oil (additional charge for other grades).
4. They'll find other shit wrong with your car.
5. They will sell you other services (fuel injector service, transmission oil service, your shocks are leaking, etc).
Upselling is the name of the game. Just say "NO!"
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Mar 30 2017 01:00PM
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Business 101
1. Learn to respond to inquiries; inquiries lead to sales.
2. If you can't respond promptly, hire an assistant. It's worth the money.
3. If you put any product on sale, make sure to have enough quantities available, or issue a raincheck.
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Jan 27 2017 11:27AM
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Gung Hay Fat Choy!
Happy Chinese New Year!!!
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Jan 20 2017 10:26AM
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To all you fuckin Refugees
Who are new to Humaniplex:
We have rules here!!! Follow our terms of service or get the fuck out!!!!
MAKE HX GREAT AGAIN!!!!
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Jan 10 2017 09:23PM
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The sky is falling, the sky is falling
Do you fuckers think you're the only ones with info on current events?
That you have to be the first one to post shit that you don't see posted here at all?!?!?!
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Jan 10 2017 04:40PM
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Crowns are bad enough
But why do you ladies allow a guy to have their name tatted on you? Do you believe in "everlasting love?"
#NICKsnapz
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Jan 9 2017 12:54AM
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I gotta go to work
Need to get promoted to middle management before I retire.
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