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Oct 11 2019 12:05PM
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Mandatory ejaculations because of the fire
I am doing my part!
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Oct 10 2019 05:21PM
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Lindsey Graham talking out of both sides of his mouth
Ha ha get it together Republicans
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Oct 8 2019 08:14AM
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I have big plans for HX
My crew and I have big plans. They are hoping I can continue to improve my HX position... which over time will garner unprecedented power and influence.
Right now I am on the IE city council. My support of all of the HX small business owners has been working out well. My program for free dirty rubber exchange along with the ordinance forcing both men and women to sanitize used dildos before they can be re-sold have been big hits. I haven’t been able to get enough people to agree with my bill for mandatory background checks for battery operated sex toys... but as more and more twats are becoming desensitized.... I feel waves of support coming my way.
My plan is to run for the vacant seat in the HX House of Representatives. Burnsie will be termed out of His HX Senate seat in 2022.
Once I get there I will set my sites on VIce President FUBAR. I hear there is an entire caucus of OC bitches that are about to launch an investigation into his onerous BST policies. That guy is going down! And not in the good way.
My hope is that my assertion to power would inspire LACG to come out of the shadows and start a movement to redistribute FX points. Some are so rich... while others don’t even have mail privileges. The rich get richer. Someone has to do something.
My campaign slogan is “More to cum”
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Oct 8 2019 07:09AM
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Baker Mayfield wouldn’t shake 49ers hands BEFORE the game
What a chump.
Then the 49ers completely embarrassed him.
I think Rex Ryan was right. He is over rated.
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Oct 4 2019 12:55PM
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Subscriptions
Have you ever gotten an alert in your subscriptions and looked and thought, “When the fuck did I subscribe to that?
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Oct 4 2019 06:32AM
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National Taco day YAY!
Every tongue likes a taco!
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Oct 2 2019 11:36AM
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Booger gate
There must be an investigation!
Who planted that booger in Nancy Pelosi’s nose during the press conference this morning?
Russians?
Ukrainians?
The Trump team?
The far left?
We need answers!
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Oct 1 2019 06:58PM
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When did women decide to stop trying to fool us?
For years women were real careful that enhanced boobs, hair, butts and eyelashes looked real and natural. You left men wondering... is that... are those real?
Those days seem to be gone.
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Oct 1 2019 04:50PM
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Trump suggested shooting migrants in the legs
LOL
CNN will report almost anything.
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Sep 20 2019 03:34AM
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Why California is making the homeless problem worse...
Article from Forbes....
Sorry... no flame throwing... just reasonable analysis of past and present policies and their outcomes.
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Sep 1 2019 08:27PM
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On drafted Andrew Luck on his Fantasy team
Now he has to cut him.
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Aug 31 2019 11:46PM
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Dave Chapelle Netflix Sicks and Stones
#meetoo, LGBTQ, abortion.... nothing off limits
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