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Dec 7 2017 07:03AM
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My best friend
Is sick. He has to take a medication that make him unable to control his bowels.
So he is constantly shitting himself.
Because he can’t go out...He wants me to come visit.
Fuck that!
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Nov 30 2017 05:31AM
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I just watched an infomercial
Titled “Do you poop enough?”
It raised some real questions. I’m not sure I poop enough!
They say the product they are selling is like, “scrubby bubbles for your intestines.”
Who doesn’t want that?
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Nov 30 2017 05:18AM
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Nothing wrong with a little side boob
Right?
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Nov 29 2017 11:21AM
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Who’s next?
It started with Roger Ailes a year ago... and has been picking up steam.
Matt Lauer this morning.... now some “famous” radio guy out of Minnesota (I never heard of him)
Who will be the next high profile (name we would all know) person to fall?
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Nov 29 2017 06:36AM
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North Korea’s missile test
So... now they have proven they have the range to hit the US mainland.
They still have to demonstrate the ability to develop a warhead that can survive re-entry.... and the the ability to develop a miniature nuke payload.
It’s estimated they are less than 2yrs away from the complete package....
What should we do?
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Nov 25 2017 05:47PM
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Froggcock's war against the right
Before intermission, a 3 year old blog... not about Trump... became about Trump. (Surprise!)
It began to wind down with Frogcock's assertion that Trump is not "self-made" because starting in the late 70's he "parlayed" part (nobody actually knows what part) of a 200 million dollar family fortune into a 2 billion dollar "real estate empire" by 1991.
Which depending on who you believe is now estimated at somewhere between 5 billion and 20 billion dollars.
What a fucked up return on investment!
According to Forbes... there are 565 billionaires in the US in 2017. 2,043 in the entire world.
Shame on Trump for only being smart/lucky/crooked enough to either elevate his family or simply keep his family in the top .0000001% of richest people in the world.
What an utter failure... to be that rich and elected President of the United States!
I am so glad a guy named Frogcock, sitting in his underwear in his grandmother's basement typing on the interwebs, can point out that valuable factoid.
Let the saga continue....
Cock... you're up!
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Nov 24 2017 07:59AM
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Are both sides willing
to call their own guys scum bags?
Moore, Franken, Conyers, Trump, etc... (the historical list is long on both sides of the isle)
Or will you defend the guy(s) from “your side?”
By the way... in 1997 Nacy Pelosi touched my Penis................ and I liked it.”
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Nov 20 2017 10:39AM
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Who was more evil
Hitler or Charles Manson?
Isn’t the only difference opportunity?
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Nov 14 2017 07:52AM
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I missed you rent
Glad you are back. I have been lonely in the mornings.
I got used to turning over and finding you next to me in the blogs.
Then you weren’t there.
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Nov 11 2017 05:58AM
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New publicity firm
I’m starting a new publicity firm to take on the clients nobody else wants.
Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstein
Kevin Spacey
Bill Cosby
Hillary Clinton
Anthony Weiner
Roy Moore
I will consider hiring you if you can recommend any new clients or help me develop an angle to reform the images of these (and other) misunderstood superstars.
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Nov 9 2017 01:12PM
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Nila thinks I’m Creepy
But I don’t care!
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Nov 6 2017 08:17PM
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Made up statistics
If you are 5’4” and over 200 lbs and lie about life to impress HXers, it’s 100% certain you have to carry a gun so even the women don’t beat your chubby ass.
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