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Jul 14 2023 08:46AM
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You old men need to stop
Last night Michael Sartain said, “When I was twenty-three, and I tried to talk to a hot girl who was twenty-three, she would not piss on me if I was on fire.”
He said, “It's funny because now we are both forty-five and I am not interested in her anymore.”
“By the time we get to thirty-eight, forty, forty-five, we have a literal million dollars. You girls at twenty-two are going on a yacht, and we guys at forty-five are going on the same yacht, but we had to work a lot harder for a lot longer to get on that same yacht that you're on, “ he said.
For some reason we older men are being guilted for not being interested in monogamy,” he said. “We had to work for our million dollars, and you girls were gifted it.”
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Jul 11 2023 10:30PM
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Jonah Hill, the narcissist worth seventy million
Jonah Hill is worth $70 million.
From what I gather Jonah Hill was making a surf movie two years ago and started dating a white female surfer (with a law degree) named Sarah Brady. They broke up. Now Jonah Hill is with a different woman, and that woman just had his baby.
This week Sarah Brady is accusing Jonah Hill of being emotionally abusive. She posted screen shots of his texts. Jonah was telling her that he didn't want her showing her almost-nude body on the internet and hanging out with other dudes.
Sarah Brady couldn't act right for the chance to lock down a famous actor worth $70 million?
The internet is full of women agreeing with Sarah Brady.
Please send the asteroid.
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Jul 9 2023 12:52PM
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No one can get a date in this town
The traditional dating scene is broken. Not only is it broken, it can't be fixed. And it will only get worse.
For men the problem is the 49'ers; i.e., the women who are 4s but think that they are 9s. Most women set the filter on their dating app to exclude men under six feet tall. You do realize, don't you, that only twelve percent of American men are six feet tall or taller.
The problem is so bad that we have the bottom ninety-five percent of men pouring into this application posting photos of themselves. Why would they do that? They do it because they have totally given up on the traditional dating scene. There is no going back.
For women the problem is the top four percent of guys. A Tinder study showed that women only swipe right on the top four percent of guys. Essentially all women are going after the same tiny fraction of tall, rich, handsome men. Why wouldn't they? The problem is that those guys are playing a game of pump-and-dump.
No one can get a date in this town. But here on HX we all live in a yellow submarine.
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Jul 5 2023 11:07PM
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all hat and no camel
All hat and no cattle was something that they used to say about fake cowboys.
CamelRider52 has photos of himself doing everything but riding a camel. It just ain't right.
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Jun 26 2023 08:38AM
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Fourth of July. Abby4U more patriotic than you.
Here is one for you knuckle-dragging, MAGA-hat-wearing Trumpies.
If you are so patriotic, why don't you put an American flag on your ass?
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Jun 21 2023 11:29PM
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Did you think it was over?
Well, it ain't. COVID-19 is making a comeback. Infections are rising again.
2023 has been the year of the XBB variant. 98% of all variants of SARS-CoV-2 are some form of XBB.1.5, XBB.1.16, or XBB.1.9. XBB is the most contagious variant to date. It evades the immune system.
Last year they made booster shots that included the BA.5 variant. Those booster shots proved useless when XBB arrived in January of this year.
As we get to the Fourth of July holiday and the summer travel season, virus loads will start rising again. Expect XBB to be present in all indoor public spaces. Upscale hotels with centralized air conditioning systems will be worst places to stay. Don't be surprised if you feel sick after spending three nights in an upscale hotel. LAX and Disneyland hotels would be the worst hotels in which to stay. Those hotels will be full of tourists spewing XBB that they picked up in the airplane or at the airport.
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Jun 15 2023 08:57PM
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Father's Day. Who's your daddy?
It has come to my attention that there are women here with daddy issues.
NigelCollins68 is here for it.
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Jun 15 2023 09:15AM
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FBI picks up USMC corporal for firebombing Costa Mesa Planned Parenthood
Camp Pendleton is missing twenty-three-year-old Corporal Chance Brannon today.
This comes from ABC7 News yesterday:
"Two Orange County men, including an active-duty U.S. Marine, were arrested on suspicion of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a Planned Parenthood in Costa Mesa."
"A criminal complaint alleges that Ergul and Brannon attacked the clinic on March 13, 2022 by throwing the Molotov cocktail at the location's entrance."
"The damage to the building caused the clinic to briefly close, forcing the medical staff to cancel at least 30 appointments at the time."
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Jun 10 2023 07:11PM
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SaMo and Highland, 11 a.m.
53RD ANNUAL LA PRIDE PARADE, LA
Sunday, June 11, 2023
10:30 AM 5:30 PM
Santa Monica Blvd
Between Highland Avenue and Cahuenga BlvdWest Hollywood, CA
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Jun 9 2023 08:54PM
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Is JadetheBabe really just PeteMalloy?
Does PeteMalloy create these profiles just to mess with us? Is this really necessary? In a pinch I might fall for some PeteMalloy's handiwork.
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Jun 6 2023 07:51PM
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the passport bro experience
I've got a video in my YouTube feed. The video was taken by a woman sitting in the airport in Miami at the Avianca gate where a flight to Medellin, Colombia was boarding. The flight was full. The flight had no women on it. The flight was all men. She said, "It's true what they say."
What is true is that many American men have given up on American women. Many American men are getting their passports and looking for love elsewhere.
My passport expired years ago. Why do I need a passport? Women are flying into LAX and John Wayne Airport from all over the world.
I ain't fitt'n to go a goddamn where.
Do you want Colombian, Brazilian, Venezuelan? Okay, let's talk about Asia. Do you want Chinese, Korean, Philippine? No problem.
Just don't deal with Cuban-Arab women. Those chicks are crazy. 
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May 31 2023 10:01PM
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the almost-perfect tattoo
BabyGirl_Sky almost pulled off the perfect tattoo. At first glance one might be a little apprehensive about the big fat "Let's" on her left ass cheek and the big fat "Fuck" on her right ass cheek. But on further consideration it is clear that her "Let's Fuck" tattoo is pure genius.
Could BabyGirl_Sky get a job at Chase Bank with "Let's Fuck" on her ass? Of course. The tattoo would offer no obstacle to her career at Chase Bank. After 5:00 p.m. she could head over to her second job at the strip club where the tattoo would come in handy.
Unfortunately for BabyGirl_Sky this brilliant idea came too late. By the time she got the tattoo on her ass, she already had several tattoos on her neck and hands that would have kept her out of Chase Bank.
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