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SeymourButz
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 54 yrs old
Humboldt, CA
Registered Apr 3 2022
Released Apr 8 2022

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Aug 24 2023 04:48PM
     GoBallDeep
Caught on camera shoplifting dildos at an adult toy store.
LE said to be on the look out for a creepy man with 7 boners. Last seen north on Beach Blvd.

4 comments

Aug 24 2023 04:43PM
     Trump Mug Shot
For sale. Going for $10,000.00 on the dark web.
The perfect dart board bulls eye.

50 comments

Aug 24 2023 06:26AM
     Strippers Union
News said something about unionization of top less dancers?

HX did it, why not the dancers too?

9 comments

Aug 16 2023 05:24AM
     United Corporate States of America
That's all. This is not a country. This is a business entity. We are all in debt to the Crown.
The Crown is in control. The Vatican is the money laundering religious entity. And the UCSA is the muscle. A perfect Trinity. The Father the Son and the Holy Ghost.
The holy ghost is the final straw. They can really ghost you.
You. We are all registered tax paying money generating fools.

3 comments

Aug 9 2023 05:44AM
     Samsung Zfold 5
Got my pre order zFold 5 yesterday. I hardly see the center crease and it closes flat flush. The large screen is awesome. If you run any kind of business, you gotta run a Z.
Not to mention bigger tits n ass on screen. Now I can see all your blemishes on your cooter.

6 comments

Jul 31 2023 06:30AM
     If you love America
You will help me raise $40 million dollars to help with President Trumps legal bills.
Remember, he's doing it for you and I. Us, he's doing it for us. Why, just last week the DOJ knocked on my door holding a pair of handcuffs. Luckily, I pulled out my Trump card and they gladly went on their way.
I'm telling you folks, we need to show our support for this magnificent man.
Soooo !
Let's go people, get on them stairmasters and.......work that body, work that body, make sure you don't hurt nobody.......to the left, to the left, to the right, to the right......up boodie boodie boodie, up boodie boodie boodie......

15 comments

Jul 29 2023 06:54AM
     Ariana Grande fans
Is dating Kathy Griffin. I hope this works out, I mean after Justin Beeper broke her heart and all.

13 comments

Jul 27 2023 01:06PM
     This is what it looks like
This is what it looked like when I butt dialed Gobells number
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He actually got all happy somebody dialed his number and answered all chipper n shit.

He was like "Haaaay, this is Jingles......you wanna plaaay"

I was like " OHHH. HELL NAW"

3 comments

Jul 25 2023 09:28AM
     DeSantis paralyzed in traffic accident
DeShithead was involved in a traffic accident today. Looks like he is paralyzed from the neck up.

19 comments

Jul 19 2023 11:45AM
     What a burn
Mexican president Obrador offers to pay 1.5 billion dollars to Biden to build that wall and border security.
Something Trump could not do. And Biden didn't even read The Art of the Deal.

35 comments

Jul 6 2023 06:27PM
     Marjorie Taylor Greene
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!
Finally going to get booted out.

24 comments

Jul 6 2023 05:48PM
     The Sound of Freedom
Must be a priority.

50 comments

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