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Jul 26 2017 11:11PM
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Kim Jong Un or Vincent D'Onofrio at 8:41?
Curious.
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Jul 16 2017 09:23PM
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Is that a propane torch by your bed, or are you just happy to see me...
At 8:35...
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Jun 1 2017 10:32PM
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9:17! Got a booster seat for those petite gals.
In his Caravan.
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Mar 1 2017 07:15PM
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I guess I AM angry...
So a newb signs up, posts an ad with 4 marginal quality pix.
She is close by, and I'm an opportunist - I PM her for details.
Include my name, number.
Bitch (or her Sancho) PM's back to reply with my NAME, NUMBER and what I would like.
Guess I'm not gonna be the one popping that rating cherry.
Smooth, MelissaBabe92.
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Feb 21 2017 09:10PM
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Which tasteless MF has the...
Mauve drapes, caterpillar green carpet, and diarrhea brown bedspread?
Not to mention the miserable looking immigrant bitch he has trapped, therein...
I'm an aspergers inflicted propeller-head, and even I can see what's wrong with that picture... er... photo.
Not too Foxy.
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Feb 16 2017 05:22PM
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HX Cliches. Please add your favourites.
Soft skin.
Serious gentlemen only.
Generous gentlemen only.
Must have a network of at least X (where X>0), and poster has 0.
Last day in town.
I’m a unique blend of…
I’m sweet and flexible.
Exotic mix of Asian and…
Pix are 100% real (when taken 7 years ago).
All natural (except for those tiny scars below my nips, in my pits or navel).
I enjoy/welcome gifts/FX points/Chanel/MAC/etc…
“I look better in person!”
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