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notsofast
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 55 yrs old
OC, CA
Registered Mar 12 2007
Released Mar 20 2008

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Apr 19 2019 07:00AM
     Happy National Garlic Day!
Stinky roses for everyone!

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Apr 18 2019 07:21AM
     Anybody watching this guy on Jeopardy?
He's only up to 10 wins in a row, far from Ken Jennings record of 74, but he is on a far faster money pace already accumulating almost 700k. He is super aggressive in his betting and almost always goes for a true Daily Double. Last night he took home over 130k and went 40 for 40 on his answers, the night before that 106k.

Might have an extra buzzer in his shoe, dude is just crushing it.

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Mar 25 2019 08:21AM
     Guacamole
There is an avocado recall, listeria scare, could lead to explosive doo doo.

Stay safe out there everyone.

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Mar 12 2019 09:52AM
     "Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly."
That's from the Prez after two 737's fell out of the sky.

Is he right? Are planes too complicated? Seems like pilots just pretend to inspect the plane, take off, land, and fuck the stewardesses these days. Seems like an easy job if all goes as planned.

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Mar 5 2019 07:45AM
     Happy Multiple Personality Day!
March 5th

Seems like a fitting holiday to be celebrated around these parts.

Cheers to all of you multi peeps!

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Mar 4 2019 09:54AM
     Pour one out for Luke Perry
Gone at 52...

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Mar 2 2019 01:50PM
     Rename John Wayne Airport?
This is an actual possibility. Some panty waste douchebag named Michael Hiltzik of the LA Times wrote:

“Orange County today is such an economically and ethnically diverse community that it’s hard to justify asking any member of that community to board planes at an airport named after an outspoken racist and homophobe, with his strutting statue occupying a central niche in front of the concourse”

What in the actual fuck is happening to us? You can't fucking just take the statue of The Duke down like he is Saddam or Joe Paterno.

All of this because somebody dredged up an interview that he gave in 1971 where he gave his opinions of the world as he saw it.

Pussifying the world is a new sport for these pansies.

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Feb 27 2019 04:28PM
     Pakistan v India - Who you got?
While Cohen is singing and Trump is over in Nam washing Kim Jong's balls, these two are pointing real nukes at each other and things are escalating quickly.

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Oct 30 2018 01:02PM
     Pour one out for Whitey...
Bulger. Got his eyes gouged out and his head turned into a canoe in prison today. He dead.

Guess they don't forget...

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Oct 15 2018 03:16PM
     Pour one out for Paul Allen...
I suspect Gates had a hand in this.

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Oct 5 2018 09:44AM
     Good Eats Near Staples Center?
Been roped into a concert that I don't want to go to. My only hope for a good time is drinking heavily and grubbing before the show.

Haven't been to the area in awhile and it seems constantly changing. Any suggestions besides don't go?

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Sep 19 2018 08:15AM
     Magnum Approved
Good news for the community! Apple IOS12 includes a measure app that can quickly and accurately measure objects through the camera lens. Now you can easily add a length and width dimension to your unsolicited dick pic or new upload.

Drop anchor!

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