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Sep 18 2018 12:50AM
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Happy National Cheeseburger Day!
May your buns be blessed with meaty cheesy goodness on this fine day...
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Jun 25 2018 09:04AM
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Pour one out for the Old Man...
Crotchety old dude was the only reason to watch that show. Fuck off Chumlee.
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Jun 11 2018 06:07PM
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What's the appropriate anger level and action plan...
...when there is a dog shitting on your lawn almost every night? Pretty sure this is happening late at night. The size and consistency of the poo suggests that this is the same offender. The area is pretty much unseen from the windows of the house and I'm too lazy to camera the area over dog crap. Should I put out some sort of sign saying the grass is poisoned or electrified? Would that fuck up another wise cool vibe in the neighborhood? Should I wait and hide in some sort of hidden duck blind type of thing and hit the offender in the face with a shovel and call it even?
I love dogs....I have dogs, I pick up after my fucking dogs. This is not a dog issue, this is a people issue and people are dicks.
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Jun 5 2018 11:14AM
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Pour one out for Kate Spade
Gone too soon man.
I may or may not sport a Spade wallet.
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Apr 17 2018 05:17PM
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RIP Barbara
Gone too soon man...
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Apr 5 2018 07:54AM
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Happy National Burrito Day!
I'm gonna down a big wet one.
Cheers!
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Mar 23 2018 07:53AM
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The underside of a Halibut
Is what my complexion is like now. Vitamin D levels are far too low.
I need the sun, please come back.
I need a cold beer on a hot pool deck. I need to swim in the ocean on a good hot day.
Thanks for listening.
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