I'm Unique Because... | Everyone is unique. You will never be able to pin down explaining you, as a person, in a small blog. Might as well come see me and find out! |
What Makes Me Laugh | Punny humor, dad jokes, and sarcastic comedy.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all of the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals...
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
*** She gagged ***
What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
*** He nuts and bolts ***
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
*** If we dont get some support, people will think we are nuts! *** |
Interests | Adrenaline junkie at heart. Fast cars, fast motorcycles, aircrafts and women are what make the world go round. |
I'd Like to Meet | I wish i could have a Time Machine to visit past and future time eras and people. |
Favorite Things | I enjoy things that make my heart race. Think you are up for the challenge?? |
I Have a Dream | Oh, if you could only see the DIRTY things my mind dreams up... |
Useless Daily Update! | I cant wait to meet you. Dont be shy. I rarely bite. Haha |
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