Useless Daily Update! | I will always send a PM, should you ever get a text claiming to be me without a PM it is NOT true |
Interests | Pretty ladies, poker, beer, NHL (Go Kings) |
I'd Like to Meet | Pretty ladies obviously |
What Makes Me Laugh | Any Mel Brooks movie, Ridiculousness, sometimes me. |
Heroes | My parents, followed by those who have served, or are serving this country. |
I'm Unique Because... | My dick is as long as my forearm! Unfortunately, I have extremely short forearms.
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|_ Neither of those is true. |
I Have a Dream | My kids will be happy, healthy, and live long ass lives. |
Favorite Things | Guns and chicks and booze and fire trucks ... |
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